I'm sorry I haven't posted anything interesting in a little while, but you would understand when you look like this:
Notice the 6-pack sitting on the cabinet behind me, as well as my incredibly beautiful appearance.
Anyway, that six-pack helped me write something that comes off more the like the gospel of a madman, but it ended up being kind of cool. At least I have SOME intelligence when I get fucked up beyond all comprehension.
So here's 'Oh Friends All Mighty':
Oh Friends all mighty,
May they reign eternal, may they shine a light on situations one thinks lost
May they understand the pain of those who set forth upon thine dangers
The beast continues to reign supreme
And yet pain and suffering do not cease to be
The anger that dwells in the followers of one who believes he is doomed for an eternity
Of Damnation and Forsaken desires
Let breathe to the, the oppressor of all that is understated
The one who giveth the light onto thine place
For I am the beast
The ruler of the darkness, the guardian of the light
The forebearer of those who come before me
The receiver of wisdom in a land forsaken by those who wish nothing
But to prove themselves worthy
The lost chapters of Oblivion bring the dawning of a new light
Blessed shall be the ones who listen when all is lost
When the keys to the kingdom of man have fallen
I will be the people’s hand
The one who seeks to resolve the major problems of the world
That is what one hopes, but may never be
For I am the beast, the one who carries the burdens
Of those deemed worthy by his standards
I am the sacrilege by which all stands
And the beginner of the new way
One can dream.
So I don't know why the hell I wrote this, but I'm pretty sure it's Pulitzer Prize worthy. Maybe.
I've never seen The Boondock Saints before last night. Well I've seen it in parts, but I've never watched it all the way through without stopping before. Every time I manage to get to the middle, I get cut off due to some issue. One time, I was watching it on TV, edited of course, and then I had to go to an appointment just as it was getting to the entrance of Willem Dafoe, Who STEALS the fucking film by the way. The Second time, I was watching it at a friend's house, and the air conditioning broke down, so I had to leave while some dude was repairing it.
Last night, I finally got to see what everyone was talking about, and boy was it awesome.
First off, the concept of Holy Irish Assassins is just brilliant. Why the hell didn't people think of this shit sooner??? Second, the dialogue and the action sequences are cut so that because you're viewing it after and during the time it was taking place puts you in the moment with the characters. Next, we have Willem Dafoe, who is already an awesome actor to begin with, but he just goes into overdrive the whole time. It might be one of, if not his best performance in any movie he's been in. Finally, the cinematography and the way it was shot is excellent, considering it was probably on a very minimal budget, and sometimes you can't understand what the fuck they're saying onscreen.
Overall, it's a must watch for anyone who love quirky action, Tarantino-esque cuts, in your face thrills, and colorful language.
That's all for now. I hope y'all are having a happy easter, you pagans!
- H
